Planning is for schmucks!
They are all wrong. All the business self help books and experts on the speaking circuit keep talking about this planning and projecting stuff. Pontificating from their pretentious pulpits about how you need information from the past in an organized format that then is used to chart a course to success in the future. I for one am done with it and based on how I see a lot of businesses running out there, a lot of you are too. Why do we need to know where we are or have been? Ignorance is bliss right? What you don’t know won’t hurt you? Right?
So I am starting a new movement. I am calling it the Foundation Against Information League or F.A.I.L. for short. If you would like to be a member of F.A.I.L., it is really simple. Do not use reports whatsoever. In fact, make all your decisions based completely on your mood that day or if you want to get really crazy, we can send you a kit for a low low price today and today only for $5,000 to get you quickly on your way to F.A.I.L. It has all the decision makers you will ever need! Here is what is included:
So join my movement! Send your orders today to put yourself on the fast track to F.A.I.L. I can’t tell you how many people are doing it, but trust me, it is a lot! Act fast so that you don’t waste any time or money on those goofy coaches, mentors, and other primadonna’s! You want to be part of the F.A.I.L movement! Don’t think about it or you are already working against our principles. Act without thought and send you payment today so that F.A.I.L. becomes a part of your future. All the F.A.I.L.ers will welcome you with open arms. We offer group therapy sessions to discuss how well we are doing (discussion of real information is strictly forbidden so mainly it is stories of dreams), mentor matching to be sure that you are put with the lowest IQ we can find (we wouldn’t want you to learn anything from anyone except how to be a full F.A.I.L.er) and a help line for 60 seconds per week that has a fully trained F.A.I.L. Fasttracker. This person knows nothing about your business, and wants to keep it that way. The less both of you know, the quicker the full F.A.I.L. effect takes hold.
So if you have always dreamed of teaming up with like minded people that believe reports, projections, and information are for idiots, you just might be F.A.I.L. material. Call us today and set your interview up where we will ask you questions like: Are you wearing your lucky underwear? And, did the sorceress throw the chicken bones and it turned out F.A.I.L. was in your future? I can’t wait to meet you and watch you help take F.A.I.L. to new heights. It is a name that will be synonymous with you and your growth pattern. The world will watch as you become a F.A.I.L.er. Eventually, you might even work your way up to my prestigious inner circle of F.A.I.L. called the Senior Unreal Company Killers or S.U.C.K. for short. S.U.C.K.ers as we affectionately call them are charged $100,000 per year for the extra Holiday card they get, what a deal….